Let's see... I like Lacrosse, Harry Potter, Short People... and Smurfs. I like Smurfs.
I don't really like, strawberries, though. They're kinda yucky.
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with
this video changed my life
She genuinely confused the everything out of me, I don’t know what the original question was or what her explanation meant or where my house is, who am I
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?Well thats what girls do
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
This is why the books are better than the films…
I remember reading this bit and spitting juice everywhere.
favourite.
Ansel Elgort Tweets that the end is near for Divergent movie production
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed
